Humor: Bumperstickers

My car will be 10 years old this year (in like June).  I have no bumper stickers on it (bumper magnet, yes).  I am thinking I might be ready to change this.  So I am thinking of what I want, and there are a few ideas I’d love feedback on:


I really want to find some more I like about books, but some of the really cheesy ones I don’t like: “I like big books and I cannot lie” …. *sigh*

Suggestions? Thoughts?

Writer, nerd, and perpetual student. I am obsessed with books - both the reading and the making of them. If I won the lottery I would try to have the best private(ish) library in the world. It wouldn't be totally private because the whole purpose of having books is helping other people find a book they will love. I have 2 cats, Genkii (energy) and Kawaii (cutie). I will mention them regularly because they are a daily delight in my life. Granted, sometimes when I'm playing video games they are not so much "delight" as they are "distraction"... but I love them regardless.