Humor: Bumperstickers

My car will be 10 years old this year (in like June).  I have no bumper stickers on it (bumper magnet, yes).  I am thinking I might be ready to change this.  So I am thinking of what I want, and there are a few ideas I’d love feedback on:


I really want to find some more I like about books, but some of the really cheesy ones I don’t like: “I like big books and I cannot lie” …. *sigh*

Suggestions? Thoughts?