The Super-Secret-Blinker Club: Memberships Available Now!

Posted on by Librin Latone

No monetary membership dues!

Low Requirements* for entry!

Membership Benefits** for every day activities!

*Requirements for entry include:

  • utilizing a blinker prior to turning or changing lanes (including turn lanes!);
  • respecting others’ blinkers: allowing them to turn or enter lanes when legally allowed;
  • confirming blinkers turn off properly after a lane change or turn;
  • when parallel parking;
  • when parking in a designated parking spot

** Benefits include:

  • Having others allow you to turn or enter lanes when legally allowed;
  • Avoiding collisions while turning
  • Small air-fives from other members after utilizing blinkers
  • parking in that spot you were waiting for while the person walked their grocery cart to the cart-return
  • bonus: having a passenger hop out and take the grocery cart from you when you are about to take it to the cart return so they can get your spot a little faster!
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Published by Librin Latone

Writer, nerd, and perpetual student. I am obsessed with books - both the reading and the making of them. If I won the lottery I would try to have the best private(ish) library in the world. It wouldn't be totally private because the whole purpose of having books is helping other people find a book they will love. I have 2 cats, Genkii (energy) and Kawaii (cutie). I will mention them regularly because they are a daily delight in my life. Granted, sometimes when I'm playing video games they are not so much "delight" as they are "distraction"... but I love them regardless.